Not Your Mom's House

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

sildachi:

sildachi:

sildachi:

who does polyphemus hate more than odysseus

nobody

guys please it’s a literature joke i need your support on this

(via patcronz)

captainehren:

gonetodaygonetomorrow:

themeghanchakra:

hulksmashmouth:

science-officer-spock:

sourwolfintheimpala:

Can I still be considered a part of the Star Trek fandom even though I’ve only seen the new movies?

I’m guessing not, but I’d still really love to be one of you guys. (Especially considering I was 9 when the last movie (before the 2009 one) came out. So hopefully I can be forgiven for that.)

the star trek fandom might be the nicest so far wow

good job star trek fandom you keep truckin on

Yeah, nope. The new movies aren’t Star Trek, but you’re still welcome to watch the actual series.

migoper:

How they feel for voting for him:

The rest of us:

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(via moofles)

turtleshroom:

that-villager:

murhuedur:

Who’s idea was it to make the Villager Super Smash Bros. character anyway I mean

I wasn’t supposed to be in there, but it’s amazing how quick people can change their minds with an axe at their throat.

THIS IS THE SECOND GREATEST MEME IN THE HISTORY OF MEMES

ONLY WEEGEE TRUMPS THIS

thefourteenthdoctor:

watchtheskytonight:

spirit-of-the-ocean:

my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such 

then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud

IT’S BACK

I’m sure that’s what he thought.

(via proudgayconservative)

rightsided:

whatiscapitalism:

McDonald’s needs three windows, one to order, one to get the order, and one to fix my order.

And one to return the order and give you directions to Chick-Fil-A.

comicscrux:

Alas Tom Hiddleston fans, Loki will not be in the Avengers sequel. In an recent interview on Empire’s podcast, Avengers writer-director Joss Whedon confirmed that the god of mischief will not appear in the upcoming sequel The Avengers 2. 

Read More Here

Yay!

So, we’ll be able to move on, right?

only-conservative-here:

slide-to-the-right:

Why do liberals preach tolerance of every world religion while being incredibly bitter and hostile towards Christians?

I’ve had multiple liberals on twitter use the KKK and Westboro Baptist Church and the Crusades as examples of “Christian violence” and I can’t help but laugh.

When I tell them that those aren’t real Christians, they remain ignorant. Even with my limited knowledge of theology, I know that true Christians have no business acting all “holier than thou,” especially given that we’re all sinners fallen short of God. 

As for the Crusades, we’re talking about Catholics fighting against Protestants. That’s hardly a valid example.

Then they have the nerve to get put off when a conservative uses extreme tumblr liberals and feminists as a representation of their party. 

When I dare mention Islamic terrorism and its effects on other religious beliefs, they actually defend the enemy in place of our nation. They then go on to complain about how we were “unjustly” founded and how all white people are evil and have done nothing but steal cultural ideas from other ethnic groups.(I could write multiple paragraphs explaining the hysterical inaccuracy of this theory, but I’m sure most of you realize where this is going.)

In that case, I have a question. Why do you live here? There are plenty of European first world nations that have adopted all of the ideological ideas you wish to see implemented in the US. (Nearly all bankrupt, might I add.)

The hypocrisy and stupidity is just too much for me to take. I’d say it’s pretty clear that they strongly dislike our country and what we’ve been founded upon, despite the fact that we have the highest standard of living in the world and enjoy many privileges that are not availiable to most. I don’t know when they’re going to stop regurgitating the bullshit and realize that capitalism is what works. 

Maybe they don’t even want it to. Maybe they see it fit that we suffer under Keynesianism, so we can live in “equal” turmoil with the rest of the world. (Gee, that sounds familiar…)

I know I definitely wouldn’t put it past them.

You are absolutely correct, save for the part about the Crusades. That was against Islamic caliphates. :)